What a birthday. And what an array of presents! Dare I list them?? I dare.
A black Nokia 6120 mobile phone
A white 20GB photo iPod
White iPod speakers
The most fabulous birthday party EVER
Lots of Primark pants and socks
Red skinny jeans
Green skinny jeans
3 x Whittard of Chelsea hot chocolate
1 x tub of Somerfield chocolate spread
1 pair of fluffy handcuffs
A transsexual carrot
A teddy bear
Lumpy the Heffalump
Nose studs
A watch
Orange eyeshadow
*laughs* Durex Pleasure Kit
A blueberry flavoured condom
Several pairs of brightly coloured tights
A pirate hat
A cutlass
Sparkly dusting powder
£125 (and counting)
And I think that's about it. What hilarious friends I have!
I've had a fantastic birthday. My party went really well; everyone made such an effort for me! I was so impressed. I was a pirate, whilst we had the Blues Brothers, the Godfather, a can-can dancer, Siamese hookers, a gothic leprechaun, Old Greg (Google him), a cowgirl, Marcel Marceau and Minnie Mouse, amongst others. There was enough chocolate to feed an entire army, and the band were fantastic. Have a look at the photos. =)
Me, as a pirate!
"I'm Old Greeeegg, and I got a MANGINA!"
Joe and Chris are the Blues Brothers.
Cap'n Emily and her Kitty Cat.
Cap'n Emily, the Godfather, one half of the Blues Brothers, a show girl and the silent mime.
Livvie. I don't know why she's wearing those glasses or why she's praying. But she's a mime.
Lee as the Terminator and Livvie.
Rhythm guitarist of Rip Off Britain, Kelly the kitty, Matt the Mexican Bandit and Old Greg.
This is Katie. She's a gothic leprechaun.
This is my transsexual carrot. It has makeup and a beard. Kate made it for me. Katie's a strange girl. =D
Emily and Peggy. They're joined at the hip, see? That's because they're Siamese twins. Siamese HOOKER twins.
Rip Off Britain. They were really good, and made my party even better!
By the end of the set, we had his shirt completely off. This is Chris, by the way, Vicki's boyfriend.
Not quite sure what's going on... I do know, however, that this is Chris and Vicki!
Chris, Vicki, Logan and Joe. They look like the Mafia with their call girl, don't they?
Me, Kelly and Vicki. 'Cos we're brutal. =D
Emily, Peggy and Sophie as Minnie Mouse. You can see Sophie's dress in a second...
Minnie Mouse and a leprechaun. Sophie's dress is a proper sixties design, and is GORGEOUS!
The mafia and their floozy!
Chris, Logan and Joe dancing.
Kelly and Kieran tried doing the Wizard of Oz forest walk. You know, where they're singing 'Lions, tigers and bears; Oh my!' They got most of the way across the room before falling over. Kieran took this as a great opportunity to scream "I'M OLD GREG AND I GOT A MANGIIINA!" at me as I took a picture!
Chris, Vicki, Logan and me posing in the girls' toilets!
Vicki, Kieran and me. I don't know what Logan and Chris are doing.
I'm not really sure. But it's a good picture!
So, all in all, I had a good party! A few people came back afterwards, and we all just sat around chatting and watching telly. It was nice. =)
That's about it from me. My new phone is the best thing since sparkly hairspray, and Lumpy the heffalump is my new best friend. =D Thank you very very ever so much to everyone who bought me something, sent me somewhere, helped out with stuff, or has simply put up with me for 16 years!!
Lots of Love
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